What Was She Thinking?

Social Elite, Poohg_113 (Mandy,) has been photographed coming from the plastic surgeon recently. Insiders say her boyfriend dumped her for a mystery girl. The source claims that her boyfriend likes women who resemble Dame Edna. Obviously heartbroken, Mandy went under the knife expecting when she woke up she would see Dame Edna's reflection... As you can tell from the photograph above it went entirely wrong and now she looks like Pete Burns... It is believed he now has an AVO against her.

Insiders close to Mandy claim she is planning to sue the surgeon for every penny he has.

Did She Overdo It?

By: Gabby Smith

Friends were frazzled when former model turned gold digger, HAPPY_2007 showed up to a party for the unveiling of the new StarBerry phone.

Kristina, who got a total of 5 surgeries plus some injections went a good 15 minutes at the party being totally unrecognizable by people and even some of her friends!

A friend at the party stated, "At first Kristina came to say hi to us and we couldn't even tell if it was really her. She definitely made things awkward for us the rest of the night."

Kristina told reporters at the event, "I got a tummy tuck, brow lift, cheek implants, nose job, my chin sculpted, lip injections, and botox in my face and forehead."

Friends are worried she may be come addicted to plastic surgery. She keeps talking about what she could do next!

Kristen's Desparate Attempt to Stardom

By: Baya Nikolas
There's been plenty of speculation of lottery winner Devie44, who's known for her connections with the elite.

Close "friends" of Kristen have come forward recently stating that Kristen has been paying bribes and blackmailing elites to take her to the top of stardom. "She pays elites large sums of money or blackmails them so she can become famous" said one of her well known friends. Another elite friend said, "Kristen will do anything to be an elite, she'll even stab you in the back to get to the top."

It's also been discovered that Kristen was once a boy named Chris. That after winning the lottery 8 years ago, the first thing Chris did was go through a complete gender-change. Kristen then cut off all connections to her old friends and family and then moved to Stardoll to become famous.

Boob Job or Push Up?

By: Danpuffs

Elite News was left shocked today to see Eternity editor in cheif Writemarycat out shopping with her mysterious male companion, not because we were unaware of her new man - but because Mary seems to have undergone a 'transformation'!

As our exclusive shot shows, Mary pictured yesterday looks drastically different to the pictures taken of her in 2008 attending the Premier of PerezStarGossip: The Musical.

Elite News contacted Mary's publicist and they had this to say;

'Ms. Walkerson has not had any cosmetic surgery, her visibly larger breasts are from a push up bra which is yet to be released onto the market, her short stay in hospital earlier this month was from a fall she took whilst saving a kitten from drowning, anyone who says different is a dirty liar and will be shot'.

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