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Lily's skeleton in the closet?

Doinker_chic amazed us all with her collections. They were both impeccable yet wearable...how did she find the time and money to produce such works of art? Of course us being the credulous observers we are, we didn't think for even a micro-second Lily could've been involved with a sweatshop!

News broke out just this evening, that allegedly Lily has been running a sweatshop where underpaid children have been manufacturing Lily's award winning collection. This is all quite obscure at this current time and there have been numerous investigations been going out since the coppers got tipped off.

How will this case conclude?
Will Lily be proven innocent or is she indeed a federal delinquent (in pearls)?

Near Death Experience

By Maggie Parker

This just in! Recherche Editor at large doinker_Chic has just been seen at the ICU in the Memorial Hospital; doctors say she has dislocated shoulder, severe neck problems and a broken leg; furthermore, as her case doctor reveals her chances of living her normal life are minimal due to the injuries caused by the accident. Our correspondent contacted the police chief for more details; and it seems as if Lily has been run over by a car from some mysterious driver. Onlookers say she was crossing the streets last night, at around 7 pm after the Dioguardi party, and whilst going to the parking lot was then suddenly hit by a white Lamborghini. Witnesses could not see the driver, yet described the driver as a girl whom left the party earlier that same party.

The police are searching everywhere for the car, and the driver has not been taken into custody yet;

Doctors are waiting for Lily to wake up from her coma for interrogation.