This evening, pregnant Fifibannana was seen in her local newsagents buying a paper and a can of coke as she left she missed a step and fell over in a body suit she then got up and started crying and ran away we then caught up with her an hour later and She then replied "I knew this would happen. I've been hiding it all this time, I'm not pregnant I done it as I was in $200,000 in debt and I WANT MY ATTENTION BACK".
This has left the world shocked and the police have been receiving letters all night saying I'm going to hang myself mysteriously by Fifi. Has she gone into a nut shell? because she needs help for one!